kiss my ass flu


refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
“there’s a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; i think i have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my -ss flu and won’t be able to come in to work.”

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