kiss of the blue dragon
describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-sh-tter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces h-tting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.
bob: hey man, how’d everything come out after that mre?
joe: terrible man, i sh-t a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my d-ck.
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