KISS offense


(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. kiss stands for keep it short & simple or keep it simple, stupid. much like a basketball coach would call out a triangle offense or isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to “run the kiss offense”
while the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, “run the kiss offense”

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