Kiss Slip
when you’re texting one of your homies and you accidently slip a kiss at the end because your fingers are r-t-rded!
me: “hey tom. still hungover. good game bro. i think that stripper was totally into you. fancy a beer soon? x”
tom: “er….wtf”
me: “sorry total kiss slip bro!”
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