Kiss the Grouper


an expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. it stems from visitors to the georgia aquarium in atlanta, georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.
remember that time joseph gordon-levitt did a ch-r-ographed pratfall on snl? he really had to kiss the grouper!

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