Kissdar
like radar, but used for locating your partner’s lips when you want to kiss them goodnight, but can’t see because the room is too dark. you both make the kissy face noise in order to locate each others face.
husband: “babe, i can’t see you.”
wife: “turn on your kissdar”
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