kissionary
a s-xual position that is essentially the same as the missionary style position, only with an emphasis on the kissing aspect of the intercourse enabled by its physics; often couples who have established a deeply-intimate, intensely-p-ssionate romance will employ the kissionary method when in the mood for a more sensual form of carnal interaction
example 1:
mike: joe and beth are so in love.
martha: yeah? how do you know?
mike: well, cause beth told me the they did it kissionary style last night.
martha: kissionary style? wow, it’s gettin’ serious between them two, huh?
mike: indeed, martha. indeed it is.
example 2:
p-ssionate lover 1: baby, i’m a do you right tonight.
p-ssionate lover 2: oh yeah, s-xy? tell me more…
p-ssionate lover 1: well, i was thinking we could do it kissionary style.
p-ssionate lover 2: oh d-mn. you done got me turned on now. nothing’s hotter than kissionary…
p-ssionate lover 1: indeed, p-ssionate lover 2. indeed there is not.
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