Kitchen Ditchen


phrase used by “the situation” on jersey sh-r- to ditch hooking up with a grenade. while the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. then find somewhere else to sleep.
i was with a grenade so i used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it

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