Kitchen Floor’d
the act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. you don’t necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.
as soon as schmaitlyn’s eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it’s way to her face you know she’s kitchen floor’d.
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