kitchen kid


in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to f-ck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
mark: “do you want me to invite jesse?”
dan: “f-ck no, he’s a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come.”
mark: “church to that!….’unfriend'”

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