kitchen pass


getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to go out.
hey man, did you get a kitchen p-ss for friday?
a fictional p-ss issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.
micah was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen p-ss (kp).

susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her kp.

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