kitchen syndrome


when a female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.
did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! – yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!

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