Kitchenheimer’s
when you’re in the kitchen going around in circles because you can’t remember what you were doing there.
i was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the h-ll i was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me i was heating up my cup of coffee. my kitchenheimer’s is getting worse!
when you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. can happen repeatedly.
x: why are you standing in front of the sink?
y: it’s the d-mned kitchenheimer’s. i’m gonna have to go back out to the living room. it’s, like, the third time. (starts out) oh yeah–i wanted to get some ice cream.
the condition marked by a tendency to perform repeated snacktreks.
i’m f-ckin hungry, there’s nothing to eat in this dump, and my kitchenheimer’s is acting up!
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