kitchinstincts
instincts that only apply to kitchen situations
cook 1: “yo what are you doing tonight?”
cook 2: ” you mean besides your mom, oh sh-t”
cook 2 turns around and pulls mozz sticks out of the frier just as there about to explode.
cook 1: “nice kitchinstincts.”
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- tourroid
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