Kitsch Magazine
a magazine targeting cornell university and ithaca college students. journalistic techniques include paraphrasing out-dated articles found on google and claiming south park as a legitimate source.
i didn’t have to watch south park….kitsch magazine already did for me!
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- barfangled
to be so hungry that when you get to a buffet or whatever, you can eat til you puke.(not to be confused with bulemia) “dude i’m so barfangled, lets go to the all you can eat smorgasboard”
- Fattervictortoria
meaning a young women who too over weight and smells of extremely sweaty, bad odours. hey dude, check out that smelly tank-ss she b-tch!! thats what i call a really bad case of fattervictortoria!
- fauXian
a faux, or fake, christian. a professed christian whose harsh judgement of others’ liberal att-tudes conflicts with the pluralistic benevolence and acceptance preached by the founder of the religion, jesus christ. the desire of some southern fundamentalist preachers to electrocute illegal mexican immigrants using a border fence places those christians firmly in the fauxian category.
- Fbail
when facebook has a glitch, error, or any other derogatory incident cause by a failure on facebook’s behalf. friend: -reads a person’s comment on facebook that double-posted- haha, fbail.
- FBSTMFs
acronym for f-cking bullsh-t ticketmaster fees–aka, the egregiously high fees charged by the evil ticketing monopoly ticketmaster. jesus g-d, the tickets were only $16, but after the fbstmfs they’re now $27. i can’t afford that.