kitten jerk
like a male circle jerk but involving online female erotica writing communities that exist on live journal. the bizarre behavior that all girl yaoi writers will sometime do where in the middle of writing online erotica the girls all post pictures of their cats and ooh and aww over them. there is no true male metaphor for this.
my girl has been writing sm-t with some other girls on lj, but when i peeked on her machine to see what it was about, all i got was some lame kitten jerk.
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