kitten slayer


some one who m-st-rb-t-s.

along time ago in a land where we live, the catholic church said that everytime you m-st-rb-t- god kills a kitten
guy 1: wanna go play some tennis?
guy 2: naw that hot stud across the street is going to go in the shower, i think im going to play the role of a kitten slayer

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