Kittle-picturing
the act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.
dull man; so i was wandering down the street an…
kittle-picturer; how fast were you walking?
dull man; erm…i don’t know, walking speed..anyway i was walking down the stree..
kittle-picturer; was the street busy? were you on the pavement or in the road?
dull man; ….you don’t want to hear the story do you?…are you kittle-picturing?
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