Kitty Tom
the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat -ss and move around.
warning: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circ-mstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
every person on planet earth: kitty tom!!!!
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