kitzmiller


the most pathetic town on the face of the planet. kitzmiller is a sh-t hole…that you can easily wash off in the potomac river located in our very back/front yard! if you want to escape to a safe town you might as well just skip this town all together or you can bring up the issue to our occurring town mayor robert reckart. he likes to b-tch at people for having their yard full of gr-ss but has to hide his filth in his own back yard with pallets that circle his “fort”. if youd like a tasty yet satisfying snack, head the chuck bucket!! your gaurenteed to get snarled at if they don’t like you! are you an out of towner, no worries… they will put on a fun act for you, and welcome you with open arms…. if you need a tour through kitzmiller just jump right down the road to the fire dept, they can give you a delightful tour in their new boat… or their new “rig’ with 2,000 rims on it… but can’t seem to find the money or time to get an ambulance to service kitzmiller
please don’t consider kitzmiller as your home town.

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