kiva


total babe. s-ssy, smart, artistic (smartistic?) & full of att-tude.
could kick your -rs- in a fight & turn heads wherever she goes.
a real stunner.
“yeah, your girlfriend is hot but she’s no kiva…”
mainly used in new zealand, a description of a g-dly like man who is handsome, with ripped muscles, and pretty much perfect in every way.
that guy is kiva to the max!

i’ma a kiva, i’ma i’ma a kiva
slang word for conceited.
dat dude right there be h-lla kiva.

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