an omelet with two random foods put inside of it.
“dude, you should come over! we’re having kivlar for dinner.”
- turtleneck overflow
when you’re wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool. lauren: hey dude, nice turtleneck. kevin: thanks. it doesn’t fit me very well. lauren: oh man, you’ve got some mad turtleneck overflow.
the act of scr-w-ng someone over “i’m sick of being senjai-ed by you.” “i hope you were not senjai-ing me when you said that you’ll be there at 7pm”
- calm your p*n*s hole
when you get so angry that your p-n-s hole starts to hurt. it’s the act of trying to calm it. theo: ffs you pr-ck you made p-n-s hurt leo: calm your p-n-s hole
(con-ick-ed) v. 1) to be -n-lly penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own -n-s with the u.s. const-tution 2) to be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a habeas writ the day of trial 3) to p-ss on a u.s. const-tution wrapped in the […]
- broderick jones
the most cutest of all males, smart, athletic, strongest, and the biggest d-ck of all people jake: dude i am broderick jones cris: lucky