Kiwi Cootchie
1.) noun— refers to a woman’s pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. can be uncomfortable to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on.
david: a-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank d-ck is kiwi cootchie
aaron: stop calling me a-a-ron.
david: like imagine you decide you’re gonna give her some good ol’ lip service -wink- -wink- to find that she hasn’t shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the m-ff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her kiwi cootchie! it is the worst, a-a-aron!
aaron: you know, the only reason my name is a-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from “the interview,” right?
david: whatever man, they hate us cause they -n-s
a-a-ron: that was the worst reference ever…
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1.) noun— refers to a woman’s pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. can be uncomfortable to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on.
david: a-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank d-ck is kiwi cootchie
aaron: stop calling me a-a-ron.
david: like imagine you decide you’re gonna give her some good ol’ lip service -wink- -wink- to find that she hasn’t shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the m-ff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her kiwi cootchie! it is the worst, a-a-aron!
aaron: you know, the only reason my name is a-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from “the interview,” right?
david: whatever man, they hate us cause they -n-s
a-a-ron: that was the worst reference ever…
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