kiwi expat
kiwi (non-derogatory) meaning a person from new zealand, or less commonly australia, and expat meaning expatriate. a person from new zealand who moved to another country (usually on a whim or for work).
“i’m a kiwi expat, here for a job that pays better than back home.”
“did you see that new intern?”
– “yeah, i heard she’s a kiwi expat.”
“yup, fresh off a plane on sat-rday.”
– “for the welcome party, let’s give her something with the new zealand flag on it!”
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