kiwi ingenuity
trying to make a stupid idea sound clever
andrew: i think australia is the best country in the world.
gary: no, you’re wrong. new zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the all blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.
andrew: what’s the cost of living like?
gary: it’s great. we pay world price for milk, b-tter and cheese even though we produce it. when it comes to pay, we get new zealand wages.
andrew: sounds like kiwi ingenuity to me.
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