KJ

kristal joint pcp
a term for the drug pcp
abbv. killjoy / kill joy australia

a person who wishes to not socialise and have fun, therefore ‘killing’ the fun, or ‘joy’ of others
jane: “amy you gotta come clubbin…”
amy: “nah… i’m tired… i don’t want to go”
jane: “but everyone is going…”
amy: “nah…”
jane: “oh my god you’re such a kj!!”
the dopest
d-mn, you’re the kj
a sweet talker, breaks hearts as easily as he can mend them. you never know if you’re going to have a broken heart or a mended one. he can be so sweet when he wants to be. you think he’ll always be there for you, but then in a second he can vanish.
the more kj rejects me, the more i want him!!
the kj was invented by rapper kyle johnson and it is when a male inserts his p-n-s into a females v-g-n-; then takes his hand and inserts in into the v-g-n-. once the hand is in the v-g-n- he strokes his own d-ck resulting in the best form of masturbation ever.
mike: bro, i’m really getting tired of late nights by myself…do you have any suggestions how to make it exciting again like it was in 5th grade?

kyle: yeah man, for sure. just do the kj

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sarah: hey baby, i’ll let you do anything to me. what are you going to do?

r.kelly: b-tch, i’m going to do the kj to you big black -ss.
most widley used in the video game world, as kill jack.
also known as a kill steal but you cant yell ks and sound too cool, kj is the act of killing someone who is already hurt.
or “koala job”

to suspend yourself from a woman’s torso in a 69 position and recieve a bl-wj-b but give nothing in return thus resembling a koala.

eating her out while shes hanging from you is a reverse kj.other variations include k69, and the koala toss
yo son i just got this ill -ss kj but it blew my girl’s back out!!

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