narcolympsy
excessive daytime somnolence due to late-night olympics-watching.
“two cups of coffee this morning, ted?”
“yup. the olympics has been killing me. up ’til 11:30 every night, wondering who’s going to win, who’s going to crash. it’s terrible, but i just can’t stop watching. and now i’ve got this foggy, empty-brain feeling all day long. coffee’s got to help!”
“ted, you’d better go see your doctor. i think you may have narcolympsy.”
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