Klamath Falls

a city ,in south central oregon, home to a vast array of mostly, unemployed, white trash. the town boasts the highest per capita population of baby daddies and baby mommas west of the mississippi. the local mottos are “if i don’t work, i can’t get fired.” and “more kids, more welfare, ’nuff said.”
your acting like you live in klamath falls. quit looking for handouts.
located in southern oregon.
the -n-s of oregon.

a city where you can use your heater and air conditioning in one day.

it snows anytime between the months of november and may.

gets hotter than h-ll in july and august.

3 seasons; winter, rain, and construction.

a place where d-mn californians move to because they don’t know any better.

a place where everyone is conservative and if you try to take our guns away or mess with our water rights bad things happen.

home to the oit hustlin’ owls. basketball champs!!!
welcome to klamath falls, we don’t want you here, please leave.
the armpit of oregon, a total sh-t stain of a town. population 40,000… but why the f-ck would that many people want to live there? otherwise known as the dirty klam, (due to the filthy white trash, and disgusting majority of obese men, women, and children, and the meth head infestation in town) and also known as klam-meth falls, (’nuff said). home to a few 12 step treatment centers, (because there’s nothing to do here except drugs) oregon tech, (the highlight of town), and a few famous stinky hobos, such as wolverine, and panda bear. natives of klamath falls seem to be the most f-cking brain dead, ignorant people you will ever meet. there is also a good chunk of white boys who try to act black thinking they are hard. go ahead and challenge one of them to a fight, they will run like little p-ss-es when the real thing is about to start anyways. there are plenty of teen moms, and illegitimate children in klamath falls. this is due to the fact that some are too f-cking stupid to know what a condom is, or they spent that condom money on drugs. other common excuses for having children include: they couldn’t afford birth control, and i dont believe in abortions. well way to go ya f-ckin r-t-rd because now you’re barely paying any attention to the kid you are supposed to raise and ruining his or her life so you can go and smoke meth, teach them to smoke meth, steal, teach them to steal, or stab someone.
most women in this town usually have more children than missing teeth, (which is a ridiculous amount), and the tweakers! they’re everywhere!
klamath falls is a f-cking disgrace
welcome to the dirty klam b-tch.
hey klamath falls inhabitants, i’m gonna ask you to do something neither physically nor anatomically possible: go f-ck yourselves!
come on down and visit klamath falls, where the house prices are cheap because its a sh-tty f-ckin’ place to live or visit. come see klamath lake which is basically a giant toilet covered in algae!