Klan KooKout


an event where klansmen gather to roast marshmallows around a burning cross or watch lynchings. they also exchange ideas on new klan uniforms, and discuss their favorite quotes from the mein kampf. the grand wizard watches over their rituals and/or discussions.
laura: hey keegan, are you going to the klan kookout tonight?
keegan: why yes laura, i am. are you bringing your pocket mein kampf?
laura: nah, but i’m bringing my new and improved klanswomen uniform.
keegan: <333

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