klang


the state of something being sweeeet, or completely lame if you are being sarcastic, depending on tone of voice.
somehow related to musician donnie klang.

klang – sweet
joe – dude donnie klang is legit!
dylan – yeah his music is klang’in…! just playin ya right donnie klang is a f-ggot
joe – no waaaaaaay hes legittttt!

drew – man i put cheese on this chicken sandwich and it was klaaaaaang!
dylan – dude that sounds delicious lets call it a klangwich

joe – have u seen the new jordans? im not sure if id rock them or not
dylan – dude those are klang as f-ck, u could pull em off, id wear em for sure!
when you fall on your face trying to catch a football in front of three hot women. then you go dumpster diving, find clothes that fit you, and keep them.
i pulled a klang the other day
tinyblatterpeesalot – indian name
when klang drinks he urinates alot.

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