when you’re reading/looking at art of klance (keith x lance) on tumblr or somewhere else and some sad sh-t is happening (and it’s really angsty)
lance fell to his knees in defeat. the only thing he could do now was plead. “keith.. you can’t leave voltron. we need you.. i need you. doesn’t that matter?” he felt tears beginning to spill from his eyes as keith looked away from him. (basically klance moments and angst= klangst)
living the dream, we were sunfishing back then boy
- chubby b*gg*r
a large and fleshy pudendum. the larger the chubby b-gg-r the softer the pushin’.
- mark zuckerberg syndrome
when a guy who’s professionally and financially successful dates or marries an ugly girl. he makes six figures at a technology company but have you seen his girlfriend? she’s fugly. he has a case of mark zuckerberg syndrome!
refered to as a burnt charcoal that smells like bullsh-t. usually sh-ts in n-gg-r nuggets without given reason. sometimes mcfarting and evolving into a mcsh-t while spreading the -ss cheeks open. the farticles are lethal when thou -ss cheeks are spread. that omtard is actually a c–ntard omtard is a fartf-ck
- red-hot suburban
when a person puts on red lipstick and performs oral s-x while having red hot candies in their mouth, followed immediately by -n-l s-x. ally felt burned after she and her boyfriend did a red-hot suburban.