klant


meaning stupid or retarted
“i got an 27 on my exam!”

“haha, you’re klant”
1 a klant refers to a womens private area, however a klant is not a particiluarly aestehtically pleasing sight (often with a pungid aroma).

2 a person who is generally not very pleasant (see c-nt)
1 )i pulled down her pants expecting something sweet but all i saw was a filthy klant.

2) see that guy other there hes a m-ssive klant
a ladies private area, however the word klant relates to a particularly unsightly or unkempt v-g-n- (usually accomponied with a strong aroma)
i pulled down her pants expecting some sweetness but i all got was a filthy klant looking back at me.

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