klarg


waking up your roomie / flatmate by banging on their door while they are sleeping through the day.
-banging noises, fist on door –

lauren – ‘ sleepy state’ – whaaaat?

flatmates – no day time napping!

lauren – thanks , i appreciate the klarg

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