klarimar
sometimes know as klary. this b-tch knows how to party and bust it down. she knows what she wants when she wants it. if you don’t give this mother f-cker what she wants you best to believe you bout to die b-tch. she also has a fun personality that makes everything so much better. she doesn’t take the sh-t people give and never gets mad at you. this m-f- also loves bustin it down and she good at it too, she might sometimes need to break her back a little in photos but trust me this spanish butch is thicc. she is the next cardi b and all you wannabe hoes need to watch tf out okay…thanks. but in all honesty she is the best person you will ever meet
sally – did you meet that girl today
ashlee- no on a scale of 1- klarimar what is that hoe
sally- a solid two n-body compares to klarimar
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