hairy pooper
what you get from reading all of j.k. rowling’s books on the sh-tter in one sitting.
roseanne conner: man, i sat down and i started with the the chamber of secrets and i couldn’t put them down dan.
dan conner: those books are on your reading level. let me guess. you become a prisoner of -sskaban and ended with a hairy p–per.
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