Klarissa


the most beautiful girl in the entire world, best girlfriend you’ll ever have. gorgeous eyes, s-xy lips and amazing body; fantastic personality, you’ll never get bored with klarissa.
john: man that girl is gorgeous in every aspect.
chris: duh! she’s a klarissa.
that crazy b-tch who laughs at all the gory parts of scary movies. like the texas chainsaw m-ssacre: the beguining, saw, etc…
that crazy b-tch klarissa is going to laugh her -ss off tonight!!

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