Klarth
compare with ‘troubled joe’. everyone has a klarth in their life. a tall, dark, handsome man with a cr-ppy past and a bleak outlook. he constantly turns to the bottle, and has a real tongue on him. your dad might be a klarth. however, if you ever see him hit your mom, he is not the gentle klarth, but in fact the unholy ‘womanbeater’.
geez…klarth came in at 2 and hasn’t left for the past 6 hours. he’s on his 29th beer.
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