klavika


a s-xually transmitted disease you contract after having intercourse with someone you met via facebook.

this is a play on words combining the klavika typeface used for the facebook logo and the possible unfortunate consequence of hooking up with a stranger via the internets.
guy 1 – “d-mn dude, i caught something from that girl i met on facebook”

(loads up respective facebook profile of girl)

guy 2 – “yo, you got the klavika from her??? mildsauce.”

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