Kleant


an organism who habitates in city ecosystems. this animal is adorable. some features relating to a monkey. at times, when it is humid it may let out an incensing odor. but it is harmless, but may hurt your nose. it is rather tall and friendly. when a kleant is young it may be a bit chubby, and small. but as it gets taller it stretches and becomes tall and skinny. it also makes unusual sound effects, when bothered.
a kleant: derf, derf.
boy 1: what is that?
a kleant: derf, derf.
boy 2: i smell something..
a kleant: derf!!! derff!!!
-boy 3 rubs nose-

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