kleenex clean up
what a male has to do after he m-st-rb-t-s. grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? well about 9:00, i’m gonna watch some p-rn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
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