Kleenex
preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-v-g-n-l or intra–n-l climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited -j-c-l-t-, which may subsequently trickle onto said f-ck spots.
convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.
synonyms: snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue
“give me a f-cking kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”
“i’m sorry! i don’t have a kleenex for clean up. use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”
the thing that’s ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.
ahhh…ahhh…ahhhhh– -grab kleenex- pikachoo!
a popular brand of tissue. favoured by those going to a snot party
i’m gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!
insulting word for a girl you use for s-x once then get rid of, like a used paper tissue.
also see kleenex f-ck and f-ck ‘n’ chuck
q: who was that girl i saw you with last night?
a: just a kleenex. she blew me but she’s nothing special.
tissues
term for tissue used by people who insist on sounding like some c-nt off friends.
i must find the kleenex before i have a sherman tank
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