Kleinstuber


a small little man, often blessed with in-proportionate body features such as large arms, or nose, but small legs and feet. he often pursues women, with little to no success, possibly due to disgusting habits such as excessive nose blowing, chocolate milk and slurpee chugging, and black and mild smoking. he is easily noticeable due to his strange forms of transportation which include large buses and vans, or tiny scooters.
-did you see that kleinstuber in front of royal farms?
-yea he was chuggin a slurpee in his astro van so we got the h-ll out of there!

Read Also:

  • limkmike

    super fun happy happy white guy – almost always gay and attracted exclusively to straight men i was out last nite and this limkmike kept being very friendly to me, he said rotten things about my wife though

  • monkey dunkin

    while in the act of coutis and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the r-ct-m. while in the act of s-x, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the r-ct-m. this can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!

  • Monkey Ducky

    combined efforts of monkey ducky create the worlds most intellectual super heroic creatures. without the two, we would not exist. “i love monkey ducky, for teaching me the ways of life and love”

  • Going to Argentina

    to go get laid. made popular by governer sanford of south carolina. it can also be used to describe going to a disclosed location (such as a party) for the sole purpose to fornicate. dude: hey man where are you going? gov. sanford: im going to argentina, wink. dude: oh! you dog! just tell the […]

  • Swergio

    the name sergio with a w between the first and the second letter. it’s a combination of sergio and wario (nintendo). intentionally crossing both names. its player 1, player 2 and swergio that are about to play mario kart.


Disclaimer: Kleinstuber definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.