Klem


used as a term for pounds, kilos, stones etc. when describing the weight of a person (or animal if you so desire). basically it’s a word used for general poundage when describing a fatty.
“dude, i didn’t half put on some klem over christmas, i should have well laid off the gravy”

or

“she’s looking quality these days! i reckon she’s lost a few klem!”
a person who becomes confused quickly and often loses track of what their doing.

my old man is such a klem

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