klepto
short form of kleptomaniac. someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
you f-cking klepto give back my stapler.
a person with a compulsive desire to steal things.
many kleptos steal things from work.
not many people knew it, but adam was a klepto. he bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank cds, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.
– anything he could fit into his oversized microsoft bag would end up in his bas-m-nt…
see also: ptoboy tourettes
short for kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.
that klepto just took my phone!
someone who is addicted to stealing. short for kleptomaniac
“liz is such a klepto!”
someone who steals a lot.
wynona rider is the biggest klepto.
a person who is pr-ne to steal things…
warren being a klepto stole rap, metal, rap, metal, and whitney houston.
a person who has a compulsion to steal; a kleptomaniac.
adding to ones inventory what is not there’s.
jen likes to steal all of our supplies from the dispensary.
everyone is missing combs, clips, brushes, and manicure bowls because she like to add them to her collection.
she is such a klepto
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