kleptobitchiac


someone (preferably a girl but also possibly a super gay h-m- male) that asks to wear your fleece at a bar, and being the kleptob-tchiac she is, never returns it. instead, some random dude she shacked with that night realizes its yours and returns it a month later when you go to his house to blaze a blizzidy..
i was at reggie’s the other night and that kleptob-tchiac shelby jacked my fleece and went home with some dude where she possibly gave him multiple hand-jobs!!!

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