kleptorexia


the feeling that one gets after a night of shoplifting, when you empty your purse or pockets of your stolen merchandise and you could swear you stole much more than that, leaving you in a sence hungry for more
“dude, i swear i got more sh-t than this! im having some kleptorexia”

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