kletke


a white german name, meaning powerful and pure. usually pertains to someone that is too nice for words, but whose anger can change him dramatically, especially when alcohol is around.
last night i met this totally sweet boy, he said his name was mr. kletke, but then he started drinking and he got really angry. total turn off.

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