klezmer


1. a jewish folk musician traditionally performing in a small band.
2. also, klezmer music. the type of music performed by such musicians.
yo, for my barmitzvah party i will hire a klezmer band to play.
a person who f-cks r-t-rded grandmothers and brags about it to other r-t-rded grandmothers
“why does omar always smell like prune juice and denture cream?”
“my granny says he’s a klezmer.”

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