Klingon Arse-Pinch
the name for a sudden tug of the hair in the peri-n-l region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their peri-n-l hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.
karen and soneli were quietly watching tv, when soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous klingon -rs–pinch.
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