klingon

those nasty little b-lls and sh-t that get caught in one’s b-tt hair and are a pain to dislodge.
mom: “johnny! that’s nasty! what are you doing with your hand down the back of your pants!”
johnny: “getting rid of some kling-ons. want to see them?”
an alien life form from the star trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the federation. also the klingon language, tlhingan hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by mark okrand especially for the star trek movies of the 1980s and star trek: the next generation tv series.
qapla’ is how you say “goodbye” (literally “success!”) in klingon.
klingons.

singular : klingon.

undiligent wiping of the -n-s post defecation causes excrement to remain on the -n-l follicles. eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your -n-l follicles.
in extreme cases the “klingons” can encomp-ss many follicles which can make them painful to remove.

worf: a very large “klingon”.
john entered the room looking depressed.
“what’s wrong john? you look so unhappy” said mandy.
“i went to the doctor for an -n-l examination this morning but i forgot to shower. he told me go home and wash the “klingons” off my b-tt. i was so embarr-ssed” said john.
“oh john. i do love you” said mandy.
“i love you to” said john
a language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it
do you know klingon?

ya

wow you are such a nerd
1. violent aliens from the various star trek tv shows.
2. nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. poo stuck to your -ss hair; dingleberries.
q: how is the starship enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
a: they both circle ur-n-s looking for klingons.
an honorable and warlike race, the klingons have kicked the romulans -sses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhingan hol. the flagship of the klingon fleet is the negh’var cl-ss battleship iks qeyiis betleh, commanded by chancellor martok. get laid a lot more than romulans.
the klingon wrenched his y d’k tagh out of the romulan.
1. a well-known warrior alien race of the star trek universe.
2. tiny globs of sh-t that cling on(hence that’s why they are called “klingons”) to your -ss hairs after you take a dump. also called dingleberries.
what do the enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

they both circle ur-n-s searching for klingons!

mark h. having fun at urbandictionary since february 2004.
1. evil race which exists in the fictional star trek saga.

2. blob of faecal matter which clings onto the b-ttocks and/or b-ttock hairs. removal is usually considerably messy.
“watch out-that’s not a melted malteser…!”